Although there are no animations there are graphic illustrations to the acts so this is not a game to be played in front of Grandma, “Unless she’s like, into that kind of thing,” jokes the developer Obscurasoft. That’s not the fault of the creator, that’s just my personal opinion on any written descriptions of sexual acts. Penny is quite gossipy and cheeky whilst Ian is more of a jock who is having girlfriend troubles and a saucy sex life.Īs for the sex, well it’s little cringeworthy and about as erotic as a week old cheese sandwich. The script is, for the most part, witty and dry with plenty of banter between your friends, and if you have annoyed them you can always chat to your goldfish who I named Blair after our esteemed editor. And if you can’t win over any of the hot guys you can just use your hand Mark seems to spank the monkey more than anybody I know.

As the weeks pass you will have to try and keep your friends happy, pass your course and, if possible, try your hand at some sex. You play as Mark Mathews, a senior at Orlin University and within a few clicks of the game you have come out to your two best friends and room mates, Ian and Penny.

It’s more like one of those old ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ books but with sex toys and flirty college professors, think Fifty Shades of Gay: The Interactive Novel. After missing out on the review copy of Hatoful Boyfriend I was rather annoyed, after all who doesn’t want to play a pigeon dating simulator? Happily something more suitable has come along in the gym-fit shape of Coming Out On Top, a dating game for the PC in which you play as a recently out gay man who spends the last few weeks of his last semester trying to juggle friends, relationships and studying.ĭescribing Coming Out On Top as a game is stretching the definition of the word as you spend 99% of your time hitting space bar to advance the story, pausing only to make a choice that well affect the plot.

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